Every time I show people my photo album they invariably point at a picture of a friend and say ‘Who’s that?’ as if I could have anything exciting to say on the subject like, "Oh she’s this woman I know who tried to assassinate the President. Actually she has a real hang-up about Bono as well, so he’ll be next." But I’m bored of lying or explaining the truth so now I just say ‘a friend’ and give then a blank look that says ‘stupid question’.